What I've Learned in More than 15 years of Internet Poker

And this is in regards to each individual table.

Now remember, I only play free money games. I am convinced they are wilder, weirer, wondrastically (real word) more screwed up than the real money games. Because if anyone has seen one thousandth of the nonsense I've seen that would have had for the hills ages ago and pulled their money out before the US Justice department got involved.

Tonight's fun started as it typically happens way too often. Someone goes all in on the first hand. Someone else calls. Someone wins (other than me) and we now have an expert that bully's the rest of the table. While I continue to get a 2 or 3 on every single hand and basically have crap.

It's a bit sporadic. Since I'm always short stacked, sometimes I go all in on my first decent hand and win. Sometimes I lose.

When I do win and I've struggled to get myself into a decent position there's this cute little trick of playing to make me lose instead of playing to win.

OK, I get it. Methematically(real word) I've exposed you. Let's make my card experience uncomfortable. Let's make it Microsft Hearts playing to make the human lose uncomfortable.

Thanks for the attention and lack of a serious rebuttal. Good Night. My Emeter...er Malt Liquor awaits.