Why not show your star?

http://www.cardschat.com/f10/pokerstars-star-symbol-140951/

Indeed, why do you choose not to show your star? Are you ashamed that you have a lowly bronze star which every real money player instantly gets and you don't have a better star? The FPPs (fuckedup player points) necessary to move up the ladder to the next highest star require playing real money tables. And here I am randomly observing a low level real money table where there is only one starred player.


And the laughable suggestion in this poker forum thread is that players purposefully divest themselves of the stars to bait opponents into thinking they are a donk.

Even if you could make your star disappear, you are still up against a full table of other players doing the same thing.

These poker chat rooms provide a constant source of amusement for me. The obvious analogy is Scientology's spin doctors pointing out minor errors in defense of the huge flaws in their system. Like, attack a date in a book posted wrong by two months and ignoring the human rights abuses and fraud.

PokerStars won't follow their own rules they've go on campaign to suck money out of their dwindling base of real money players. Just like Scientology.


The US Justice Department knows it's a fraud. The FBI knows it's a fraud. The world knows it's a fraud.

But maybe I have some son of a rich pair of parents that I courted with my non-random great cards willing to steal their credit card info and dropping a couple of grand.

The cards are not random. I've proven that. The players I've played against are AI most of the time. I've proven that. The spin doctors post the most insane meaningless defenses - yeah proved that too.

And lately I've taken to mailing the so called poker pros about the bullshit. The lack of response tells me that they have no good rebuttal to the math presented here.

So Mr. Studly

Tell me exactly what the fuck drew you to this table. Desire to be the big shark in the water? Ohhhh! look at my bronze star all big and bad.

Persoinally not impressed because Bronze Star players are just part of the database.

The default setting for real money players is a Bronze Star. So to sit at these games without showing your Bronze Star requires a conscious effort to turn it off.

Since PokerStars is basically a badly programmed database vampire sucking the last remnants of real money from their dwindling pool of players they surely aren't going to spend the time and effort and cash to fix this.

Real money players doing nothing but logging into the crappiest low level table on the planet. Free money players logging into tables they can't play at.

With millions or at least hundreds of thousands of bogus players there is no way the database can be cleaned up easily.

Mimi

Every real money player starts at a Bronze Star. And for your fun you play heads up on the most meaningless table on the Internet. Find some .02/.04 game jackwipe.

Poker Bots

The term 'bots' doesn't begin to explain the insanity that goes on. It suggests that there are people out there willing to write a computer program that can play at a table and maybe cheat the site out of some money.

It's a defense for anyone critical of the integrity to the game.

Conditoer is a star poker talent. Since I can already hear those critical of me and pointing out that star players just kill time by an occasional free money table I offer these screen shots. That's the only table this jack wipe is playing.

The same geniuses that created M1sspiggy winning two milestone hands, huge wait lists that nobody will ever get to sit at, and they have created an environment where an allegedly talented player sits at pretty much the single most meaningless table on the planet.

A long time ago I sat at my first Full Tilt tables. There was a balance between me being courted to break open my checkbook and just farting around. I sat a Razz table and a player pops up and sits with a million chips.

There's always someone better than you. Even if it's not a real person.

And yet more Bronze

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You aren't "cool" by just having a Bronze Star. You need to define yourself. There are only two ways to do that. Go all in every hand or register for a free money table that no real poker pro would ever see. And you would never get your Bronze Star.

More Bronze stars crap

I can do this every day. And I will. Let's call it Operation Bronze Star. Have you ever sat at a free money table and got that weird git shot and boot to the head feeling that you might be overmatched? Like maybe you don't deserve to be on this Razz table?

And after I cheat you or court you because you might be stupid enough to play for real money.

There's no good excuse for a player with a bronze star to even bother with these games. Play real money, play 100-200 all in or just fuck off.

Imma Gonna Get Me a Star on PokerStars!!

We all know that this is the ultimate goal in life. The girlfriend and wife just does not understand the time and dedication it takes to reach this level of proficiency. The money made on the side is a nice bonus. The girlfriend and wife (they are "into" each other, so it's cool) don't care because they get the bling on me spending so much time.

On low limit free money hands.

Getting a Bronze Star or a higher star requires skill and time. But here we have all kinds of positions all willy nilly playing hands that don't make any progress to that goal. If you're a Bronze Star player playing at a 5-10 free money game you have some serious issues. You're good enough to play with the big dogs, yet you have the lack of confidence that when you want to take a break and play for fun you seek out the lowest level game you can find.

Any "player" with a Bronze playing on a low level free money table is fucking bullshit. You would either be playing for real money or using your AI infinite chip stack on higher tables.

Daniel Negreanu

OK Pokerfrauds. I'm going to kick it up a notch. There's no excuse for a person who makes a living playing poker to be associated with this site.

This is the site that has "players" which have as a top priority to wipe the chat clean. Even if there is no chat to clean. I can do this finding the chat wipe crap forever.

Your public relation team sucks balls. because that is the purpose of Danny boy being here. How much did they pay you and Rapheal Nadal to use your name to lure clueless chumps into buying in to the scam?

Sebastian175

It takes a lot of time and dedication to make your living on real money Internet poker. Or so I'm told since I never played for real money other than winning something like $1.14 on a bogus free roll satellite of 4000 players that earned me a seat of another 4000 players and it was just way too much wasted time other than a bit of pride knowing that I played well. And my reward was less than two dollars. The real money play stole that from e within a few hands.

This Sebastian nonsense is easily duplicated. Someone who has acheived enough success on real money tables and apparently needs a break to not only sit at a free money game, but to also create the RAGE table where everyone goes all in and my skill will carry me through.

Real money players don't waste their time playing rage. It's an insipid excuse for PokerStars to log in billions of hands that the ordinary person doesn't get to see.

Please note that Sebastianhole wasn't just at one table taking a break.

Scientology vs. PokerStars

There's a lot of similarity here. Both suck donkey bits and have a clueless fan base that just don't understand that everyone knows it's a scam.

I remember the first time my company president showed me a fax from a Nigerian prince and was not thinking how cool that might be. Scam.

I have the math on my side. And the English. CAPS lock and playing like a retard?

PokerFrauds and Scientology share something that no Internet start up company from a decade go. Time to move on

Your fan base is dwindling. Maybe even dead if you have to populate every single table with comical dumb ass AI.

Artificial Intellignce

When I play my crappy and obsolete 12 year old disc of Season Ticket Baseball there are some known quantities. I'm obviously not playing against real people, so the temptation to cheat is huge.

The program's reaction reinforces the lack of humanity. Two free agents with the same name.

As a real human with a real (fucked up) life I pause and say to myself, "time to get some sleep."

But wait. There's more to be done on this planet.

I haven't raced to get at the first person to sit at an all in bullshit table of poker. And my life is not complete without complaining about stalking. I would love the attention of a stalker. I'd fuck a woodpile on the chance that there was a snake in it.

Complaining about stalking when there is no conscious poker thought behind it is seriously fucked up.

Shakespeare Saideth it Best

Certainly looks like things are working towards the next AI fest towards 95 billion hands. You can't swing a dead cat on this site without a new table having some jackwipe jackwiping non-existent chat.

No real people want to play your bullshit game. It's not poker. It's AI all in.

I can do this forever. But I prefer to wait and watch until the 95 billionth hand comes about because surely it will be as mathematically bad as m1sspiggy.

Dumb Ass Chat Wipers

As a real human with a tiny bit of a real life outside of getting cheated I have come back to what I call Operation Interrupt. The Operation has bee active for months, but posting about it has been limited.

I've created a folder DACW - Dumb Ass Chat Wipers. And I can populate it every day. You see, the generous hosts of these all in tables care so much about your enjoyment that heaven forbid you might actually see some commentary from the previous table. LEON sent tip to host. STRELLA said "TY." INCONTENTIA said, "LOVE MONTY."

Surely the meaning of the chat on your new bullshit table can top that.

As I try and delay these meaningless bullshit tables I have come across something that just makes absolutley no fucking sense. A new game starts when two active players aren't sitting out. And here we have a virgin table with the message that a new game is about to start.

Comma and Clones

Comma vs. Clones.
Freddy vs. Jason'
Tyson vs. Buster

Knock yourself out.

Send in the Clones

Isn't it rich?
You have two pair?
The tables not full so what do you care?
Send in the Clones.
There ought to be Clones.

This jackwipe shows up all the time on these all in tables. Today he's got nuthing (real word) to do except snatch a new table and declare it AIOF.

I have some pleasant memories of making obvious AI go in to retirement. (I'm talking to you Hotelfordogs) And you, dear sir are on the top of my shit list.

First of all the screen name. Clones? Like robot mindless not human? And for fun all you have to do is make my life miserable?

The real proof of the AI is that George Cloney has a signature.

It's not just AIOF.

It's

A I O F


From personal experience I know you can't copy and paste. And this is something that I might be responsible for. You don't want the real human copying a search and finding out that two players have named themselves 'comma.' I'm not making this up. I've retired an AI position named 'comma.' Certainly copying and pasting the link to this blog is not allowed.


I know exactly where the A I O F appears. Human up or retire.

With Extreme Apologies to Dakota Fanning

I really hope that you read this before lawyers get involved.

The fraud of Internet poker is something that for whatever weird reasons has taken control of my life. Friends and general poking around on the Net have shown me that my messages about the fraud have been pretty much ignored.

I've learned that titling the post , regardless however irrelevant it is to the topic gets some hits. And as I do this to try and make the planet a bit safer I hit the 'enter' key after a bit of deliberation.

Push rocks. I've seen it about 10 times now. (Note to self, buy it.)

In the meantime I will continue to troll the Net and use my one unexplainable trump card that proves Internet poker is a joke.