And The Cosmic Balance is Maintained

Yes, the chat wipe idiocy is still going on. But I'm irrational and unpredictable. Which is why Operation Wait List is still on the (giggle for pseuodo-poker reference) table.

The problem with these games is that unlike Omaha hi lo weirdness where there is a rush to create your table, the Hold 'em wait lists get to be extremely long. Maxed out at 32 all the time.

The idea that someone would join the wait list knowing that there's two hours before they single hand is amusing to me. You could be two thirds of the way through a movie. Serviced the significant other at least twice and taken the dog for a walk. And you waste your time joining a huge wait list.

I've seen how this goes multiple times. Eventually the waiters (and waitresses) give up and there is a mad flurry of sitting out activity.

Guess that table wasn't so cool after all.

And People Put Real Money into This?

Thank you US Justice Department for locking down people from this scam.

Operation Chat Wipe signs off for the night. Because, as I always do, find something that just makes no fucking sense.

I steal your virgin tables. You do the pointless chat wipe thingie on the non-virgin tables.



And you wipe the non-existent chat on a new table. Because that's what AI does.

You Really Have to Be Kidding

I want to buy something on Amazon. Got my credit card out. Damn you want the three numbers on the back of the card? What the hell is going on here?

OK, you're protecting me. It's not like I need it because Internet fraud is something I have made a part of my life.

Let's make the real human post a security code. For a free money table.

You have to post a security code to log in to a table where everyone goes all in? Just fucking go all in and save us all some time.

Can I ask You Something?

Now just like the useless chat wiping and mindless declarations of the table rules I've seen this phrase way too many times.
It's never "Hi Xenu, want to play AIOF?" It's not "How's the weather out there?" It's not, "Please leave the table, I'm waiting to play with my crack whore stripper friend trixie."

No, the broken record of AI chat always specifically says, "Can I ask you something?"

And there's not the annoying extra characters in caps lock. "CAN I ASKKKKK YOU SOMETHINGGGGGG?"
Well, you can ask if you want to. I'm probably not going to respond because the repetitive question just makes you look like jackwipe fucktard AI. So consider this your warning that I'm about to start "Operation Can I ask?" And in the upcoming weeks/months it will be posted here.

Plausible Deniability - The Mentalist Attitude on PokerStars AI.

This is a phrase that has been thrown around way too much in current movies and TV. It's usually used as a low level character protecting their boss by saying that they didn't know what the hero was doing. The hero is right. The boss is clueless. Hero uses devious tactics - and I'm talking to you Patrick Jane, to avoid boss repercussions because he seems to want the boss to be protected, when in reality he just wants to prove his point and smile smugly at the end when he is proven right.

I realize that these screen shots don't prove that they were all taken at the times that show up in the lower right hand corner. But I have the smugnacity (real word) of knowing that within about half an hour that they did.

So many tables with so many jackwipe fucktards having their first reaction at the table to be wiping out the previous chat before declaring an idiot not real poker game.

I can almost here Simon Baker saying, "Caught the bad guys. Let's leave it to Cho and Rigsby. Have some tea."

If a real person (and I don't count) ever would come across these tables the reaction would be an immediate WHAT THE FUCK?????

But these tables don't court new players. It's actually the opposite. Have new players avoid sitting at the table so we can crank out hand after hand after bogus hand.

An Explanation of What Operation Chat Wipe Means

The days of meaningful chat like "Hi Fred, how are the kids?" Or maybe, "The weather really sucks here in Seattle. I wish I had never moved from the smog in LA." Or even "brb, gotta let the dog out" have long ago disappeared. Now it's all about wiping out the previous chat and making your declaration on the table rules.

I haven't been challenged on it yet, but I feel the need to defend myself in advance.

OK Xenu - what exactly do these screen shots prove?

When the hilariously idiotic and repetitive characters appear in chat, wiping out the old chat, or even better wiping out non existent chat I have the time to get the screen shot before the last slots of available chat on the screen have been filled. Which proves that someone who we will call Allen Iverson (nicknamed AI) has deliberately taken the time to post those meaningless characters.

A virgin table opens up once every 20-30 seconds and these jackwipes continue to keep avoiding them and clearing a new table out of a used table. And not realizing that it's a virgin table and clearing it.

There's no strategic or tactical poker related reason for this. The previous chat, even on these bullshit all in games will be wiped out by a string of even more bullshit chat like
"GLAAAAAAAAAAAA RD !"
"NHS ALLLLLLLL"
"ROUND 33333333333333"
"RAGE ONNNNNNNNNNNHNN"
"TYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

And I can duplicate this every day without playing a single hand. Which I don't intend to since PS is set in impossible mode right now.

And tomorrow. Can I ask you something? (Cryptic, yes, but tomorrow's post will make it clear.)

More Operation Chat Wipe

These broken records playing Omaha Hi Lo just keep doing the same stupid things. There was one thing slighlty more creative than normal here. Instead of:
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One bot posted:
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7 ROUND TURBO GUTS

I'm not going to award the full ten points though. GUTS is always seven rounds. You don't want some maverick out there to play six round or eight round or any other number of rounds. BECAUSE THE COMPUTER PROGRAM IS SET FOR A SEVEN ROUND GAME. It would be too expensive to have to create any more than one algorithm.

Please note again that chat that doesn't exist is wiped. BECAUSE THE COMPUTER PROGRAM IS SET TO WIPE REGARDLESS OF THE STATUS OF THE PREVIOUS CHAT.

One interesting thing of note. I've seen this sequence (last screen shot) before:
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At least once before and I think twice before. In each case the double comma was in the same spot. The second to last before declaring the game. BECAUSE IT WOULD BE TOO EXPENSIVE TO HAVE TO WRITE ANOTHER ALGORITHM WITH THE DOUBLE CHARACTER IN A DIFFERENT SPOT.