Monday, September 2, 2013

Someone Lost 600 million Chips



Bullshit

Bullshit

Seriously?



Jackwipes that post in all caps have millions of free money to throw around? And if these people are that good why are the playing free money tables?

Internet Poker Bullshit



There's no way that a single person could get hundreds of millions of chips, much less a table full of them. Keep setting the volleyball up and I'll keep spiking it.

Sunday, September 1, 2013

Think About This

The payoffs are in US dollars. It's been quite some time since US players were allowed to play for real money. Surely by now a legit site would have changed to some other currency.

Do Not Insult My Intelligence Trying to Explain This



The existence of tables that have a half million/one million blinds is ludicrous.

Remember these are supposedly real people. Think about the time and effort it would take to get one million. Personally I had a bit less than four million at my max. That would allow me to sit in for a couple of hands.

You've locked down the chat on all the tables. You've made the game play so impossibly annoying that old timers won't bother playing. You've got some really bogus Guiness Book of World Records mentions. To seal the deal you need to disallow people from watching tables. Because some day someone with a big bankroll will notice that it's an obvious cheat.

At my best I played hard for months to get 3 million. A table full of characters that have hundreds of millions is an insult to my intelligence and a crime against humanity.

Major Internet Poker Upgrade



Every once in awhile I'm met with a friendly message that there is an upgrade to load on to my PC. Usually it's a change in the global mindset from mindless all in raising to something that almost resembles real poker. And back and forth.

I've been doing this for a long time and I've acquired a set of skills that make me PokerStars worst nightmare. This is a result of purposefully trying to lose. Which was actually harder than I thought it would be.

Yup. You got that right. Tried to lose. Just like the ridiculous AI tries to lose at times. I did't just try to lose, I succeeded. Because it serves my purpose.

So when you lose all your chippies PokerStars gives you more. This free money automatic add in is going to cause a huge bubble in the free money economy. Free money strippers need free money dollars stuffed into their free money thongs. Free money fast food cashiers need the money because the free money minimum wage is too low.

It's fucking insane that within a week or so that PokerFrauds changes the loser chip add from 999 to 1,000. And right after I whined about 999 being bogus.