It's Thursday!!!!!!!

If you can't post "hun" in English then let us try another language. Surely Xenu doesn't know Spanish. Not fluent. I did have Spanish class 35 years ago. But between then and now something weird happened called the Internet. The Internet is great. There's lots of porn and Youtube and games like poker and stuff.

And for fun or maybe making a couple of bucks there are programs that translate one language to another.

I can forgive the German girls zoning out and talking about their morning when it was morning for me. But this is inexcusable. It's Sunday.

I realize I can't prove that so I'll have to settle for this.

Operation Attila Continues

This took me less than 15 minutes. I found two separate tables with ridiculous chat that includes my favorite three letter word.

Just like when everyone plays going all in. Just like when everyone plays using a huge amount of time. There's no sense of identity. At least the bogus 1TOAST position has something going for it.

This "hun" thing is almost two decades old. No imagination in the bogus not real people talking to real people. And heaven forbid somebody acknowledge me by my screen name.

Not
Real
People

Operation Attila Update

Let's review my morning. Woke up. Peed and shat. Turned on the tv. Turned on the computer. Logged into PokerStars looking for the word "hun" posted in chat.

And there it was in less than three minutes.

5:55 am here. Betcha I can see it again before 7:00 am

One Trick Pony

AI with a single trick. Every hand winning or sharing a post is made of:

ED

Get it? Toasted.

Toasty has over a million chips and every time I meet him the best he can muster for chat is ED.

Operation Attila

How many days in a row can I see "hun" posted in chat? Counter is at 2.

The Poker AI Bet

200k buy in table. Let that sink in a minute. Are you really so careless that you buy into a game and call a bet leaving yourself with 11 chips? And you didn't go all in? And supposedly you are a real person?

Having 200k implies talent. Not betting like a normal human trumps that.

Fucking AI.

The Grammar Police

What this shows is that there is a single person in control of multiple positions that got caught up in the exciting (sarcasm) chat so much that a gihugic mistake is made.

First of all, let me say again that I hate that the single term of endearment on Internet poker chat is 'hun.' Hardly ever sweetie. Never 'dude' or 'babe' or other minimal character typing options. It's hun. I feel like I've time traveled and I'm facing the Mongol hordes armed with laptops.

but I luvs the rat dearly she is good peeps
yeah she is good peps no doubt

Not too damaging other than it made me watch longer. Texting shorthand confusion with how many people you're talking about. Too much trouble to say 'she is a good person.'

But the big mistake is that there was an explanation on why this particular table was so cool that someone just needed to sit a it. "I'm not much of a stud player, I came to the table finding Imustagirl" which I forgive that the screen name has a 'j' that was missed.

Two minutes later it's "I'm here because Suz is, I'm not a hi/low player, you want to move or stay on hun?"

I'll give you a paragraph or two to digest what is so monumentally wrong with that. Give ya the chance to figure it out before I post the point.

I do have 2.5+ million chips. I don't need them. I play poker almost every day and for several hours. My focus is the lack of humanity, and currently what goes in the chat is at the top of my list. I've been observing real money tables lately and I haven't seen anything meaningful. A couple of nhs. A dribble of emoticons. Nothing that made me think that what I was watching was real people with cash on the line.

The only thing missing from this conversation was caps lock. I'm supposed to believe that these idiots have enough to free money to buy in to the game.

OK. Figured it out yet?

At first the non stud hi-lo player is looking for a particular opponent. Two minutes later the excuse for being at my table is a different opponent.

Yourself.

Hey hun, you're the only one at the table with moniker that includes Suz.

Oops.