PokerStars Math Doesn't Work

Think back to the time when I posted about Freckledmom on Full Tilt. At this time 10 million free money chips was the barometer for success. They even had this exclusive free money chip club of ten million free money chip players.

Now Freckie would be considered a low grade chump since it looks like 10 million isn't even enough to buy into the game. A full table with a half a billion chips? I'm pulling my free money out of the free money stock and bond market. Because at this rate within a couple of years at this pace the tables will be populated by one half million buy ins and places at the table will show players in the quadrillions.

Which is bullshit.

Someone Lost 600 million Chips

Bullshit

Bullshit

Seriously?

Jackwipes that post in all caps have millions of free money to throw around? And if these people are that good why are the playing free money tables?

Internet Poker Bullshit

There's no way that a single person could get hundreds of millions of chips, much less a table full of them. Keep setting the volleyball up and I'll keep spiking it.

Think About This

The payoffs are in US dollars. It's been quite some time since US players were allowed to play for real money. Surely by now a legit site would have changed to some other currency.

Do Not Insult My Intelligence Trying to Explain This

The existence of tables that have a half million/one million blinds is ludicrous.

Remember these are supposedly real people. Think about the time and effort it would take to get one million. Personally I had a bit less than four million at my max. That would allow me to sit in for a couple of hands.

You've locked down the chat on all the tables. You've made the game play so impossibly annoying that old timers won't bother playing. You've got some really bogus Guiness Book of World Records mentions. To seal the deal you need to disallow people from watching tables. Because some day someone with a big bankroll will notice that it's an obvious cheat.

At my best I played hard for months to get 3 million. A table full of characters that have hundreds of millions is an insult to my intelligence and a crime against humanity.