This makes about as much sense as Internet poker. Topping the list at #1? Sure she has got this pixie cute thing going on. But pixie cute isn't worth number one. Maybe she scored some major points for the wild clothing and bizarre hair style. Or maybe it's just a joke like Maxim's two most recent #69 picks. Stephen Colbert and Monte Teo's fake girlfriend.
I think that Internet poker must really be enjoying my dog. He's prevented me from spending hours at the computer logging the various bullshit. But my bullshit detector skills are so refined that I can sneak in for 15 minutes and find it.
This is a 10k max buy in table. Gaga has 490k. Massive wait list. There are a lot of "people" that logged in and decided to throw away their free chip life savings. This lack of math is astounding. And I can duplicate this every single day. So for those of you less mathematically inclined let me spell it out for you. M then and A then a T then an H. It's math. Math is our friend. It allows us to calculate the tip to give the waitress that brings you your favorite breakfast. And math let's you calculate the sales tax so you can impress them with the exact amount at the register.
Math lets us know that their is too much weight for the elevator to handle safely. Math lets us know that filling the dog's water dish has a point where there is going to be spillage. Math let's us know that the hot chick you work with that appears to be taller than you is boosting it with heels. Math lets us know that the time on the alarm clock means something. You aren't artificial intelligence and you need to do something like sleeping, going to work or trying to impress the significant other to get a little action.
But this is PokerStars, so throw the math out the fucking window.
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