The Bullshit of Omaha Hi Lo on Pokerstars

I can (and I will) do this every day. These bullshit all in games. They are a contradiction. There's no energy spent on thinking about your cards. But it takes 15 minutes for a fully loaded table to start.

The energy expended is on snatching up a new table and sitting out while your friends come to the table. And these freaks never have anything better to do than join the table, maybe post something perfunctory in the chat like "NEXT GAME" and, now get this. Instead of staying at the same table with their infinite chip stacks they close it out and go to the "NEXT GAME."

It's not like any of these assholes said, "brb - dog has to pee." Or "I'm out for 15 minutes while I nail my girlfriend." Nope. Just sitting here quietly waiting for the game to start. So I can prove to the world that I a a poker god.

By mindlessly going all in every hand.

I Haven't Forgotten About You PokerStars

My investigation time is cut way back because I just got a dog (who adores me) and he is quite the pest and demanding on my time. And typing away on the keyboard is a mortal sin in his eyes. I also haven't been able to finish Lawrence Wright's new book and it's due back at the library tomorrow.

Very quickly here I want to point something out. Recently I've posted on how players with stars, usually Bronze, sometimes more advanced, would show up at a play money table. You could hover over their avatar and see exactly which star they had. Some of these starry eyed payers were from the US, and I was imagining what kind of poker addicted mentality would continue to play at free money tables after the time commitment it would take to get that precious star.

Well, you can longer see the star declaration. You can tell what it is by the positioning of the star(s.) So let's assume it's because they read this blog and have modified the program. STOP CHEATING. There. The cheating should end within a couple of weeks, tops. (Please note that this comment is sarcastic.)

Since you can still tell what star level they have and the country of origin this changes little except to maybe disguise the irrationality from a first time real money user testing their metal (on purpose because of bronze, silver and gold for the stars - it's a pun) on the free money tables. And instead of leaving the status quo as is we get this "upgrade." Since your crack IT staff hasn't fixed any of the major issues I've pointed out it seems strange that you focus on one that has no actual impact on the play of the game.

And whether just because the ad campaign expired or they got tired of my Leo Margets attacks the celebrity players at the opening lobby screen are gone.

Leo Margets Needs New Glasses

Leo has this hot librarian thing going on. Men do make passes at girls with big asses and...er girls who wear glasses.

So for today's first lesson. Leo, trailer doll, seminal vesicle, puberty fantasy, tactical nuclear rubdown. Think about this. You are endorsing a site that has someone that picked a screen name that indicates that they will cheat. Not too surprising since Pustule is a screen name some numb nuts decided that they really wanted to be known as.

Put your thinking cap on hun. This is a high end buy in table. And the guy that chose a name indicating cheating has way more than the starter stack. What is the purpose of naming yourself a cheater ON FREE MONEY TABLES. Why would you cheat on free money tables? And if you're going to cheat on free money tables wouldn't it be better to name yourself danny3472?

The odds that someone deliberately named themselves Pustule is somewhere around zero. The odds that someone named themselves about cheating that thinks the game play is for real, and maybe wants to get an edge on free money tables is about zero.

Leo Margets Has a Big Pair

I'm going to keep doing this. Let us call this Operation Leo.

I will reference something sex related, post a picture of Leo and post a screenshot of something that mathematically or humanly doesn't make sense.

Leo, babe, hunnypot (can I call you that?) dudette, muffinknockers. (I do have an audience that expects this juvenile crap.)

Now think about this i your pretty little blonde wannabe head. And sorry for insulting all the blondes.

There's WAY too many chips at this table. Any play money table that has someone in the one million range is bullshit. And to make matters worse there are a bunchessful (real word) of other players with way more than the 40k buy in. Reflect on how many losers at the 40k max it takes just to make one million dollar position. Reflect on how the largest stacks just don't go all in against each other and linger around to feed on new positions that inevitably join the wait list and don't have enough card skill to play Indian poker. Reflect on how you may be a vampire and can't reflect in a mirror and you just sucked out a big check from PokerFrauds and you and your tits are helping to add a bit of legitimacy to a fraudulent site.

Oh yeah. You've got a big pair. A big pair of cojones to keep your head in the sand and ignore the reality.

Leo Margets Likes it Slow

Leo, hun. Your picture still shows up at the bottom of the lobby screen endorsing PokerStars. We here at the Big Laydown have it on good authority that you like it slow. Because that's what you get here all the time.

And since you may not be too familiar with me (and my new dog) let me backtrack and give you a bit of info. What Separates me from the basic angry rant from someone that had one bad night is that I have played over a million hands of Internet Poker. Purposefully searching for things that don't make sense. And frankly an ostrich like yourself with your head in the sand that ignores these things means that you are part of the problem.

There's no doubt in my mind that I'm on "The Bad Boy List." Which actually works to my advantage. Every table I pick ends up in a short period of time into turning into something bizarre. And since I am able to collect and display hard evidence with screenshots I get to share it with the world. Or at least the world that Googles "Leo Margets Naked." This blog is the top hit.

What we have here in willsmimi is someone playing annoyingly slow. Now except for the fact that it happens all the time I imagine your supposed to think he/she/it is thinking. In this case I was reraised and then we both checked on the next hand and he couldn't beat the two pair I had showing. Haven't mastered the bluff yet, Mr. AI?

No this business about timing out and having your hand folded, rejoining and timing out is merely annoying for the sake of being annoying. And look at that. My oh my. It's the only table this jackwipe is playing.

Real people don't behave like this. Do you really want to be associated with a site where this goes on? A site that has been nailed by the US Justice Department for fraud? Is it because maybe you aren't that good and you need the slow play to have time to think yourself?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Leo Margets Naked

Cheap shot, oh yeah. But until Leo disassociates herself with PokerFrauds I'm going to use her as my example.

Leo. Babe. Hun (can I call you hun?) Tootsie? Vermiform?

No before you break out the cell phone and call your lawyer, take a look at this table. I can promise you that the time commitment to have one player at 1.6 mill and a couple of other positions with more than the 40k buy is....well...rigged.

Until you disassociate yourself with this site you will learn that I will use your name in my campaign (kinda of a rhyme in there.)

Freedom of the press rules. So let us start to with perfectly legit post titles that require a reaction.

Preface these with Leo Margets:
Slut
Slattern
Floozy
Cock whore
Retard
Jackwipe
Bimbo
Talentless cunt
Cheater
Raisan ( running out of ideas, but you get the picture.)

Seriously Leo. Is this a site you want to be associated with? The cards aren't random. Think about the losers on that table where the chip leader has 1.6 million. There's lot of deliberate losing going on here. And it's not like PFrauds ever said that the play money tables are just for fun. These are allegedly serious players.

Ball is in the slattern's court Prove me wrong with some rational argument.

Leo Margets and Rafeal Nadal poker

Wow. Leo is kinda hot. And Nadal. Who wouldn't want these two as spokespersons for your site?

So do you actually play there or did they send you a big check and you just don't fucking care?

The math is entirely on my side. Three hands of pocket kings in a row. Misspiggy involved in two milestone hands. 1TOAST. Howdy! I post "ED" after every hand I win.

My license for stalking Jarah has expired. So I'm gonna stalk Leo until she grows a brain and removes herself from being part of an obvious cheating suck your money site. Gotta homepage? Leo, have you ever humped the artificial intelligence on this site? Was it good for you? Because there's a whole lot of non-poker going on here.

Next time ask for at least one extra zero at the end of your sponsorship check. Because if you are involved with this site in any way, shape or form you are part of the problem.

Do I need to go to my archives?

The Clueless Turbo Guts Players

PokerStars did make a small mistake yesterday. After nuking my 3 million chip stack months ago and starting over with 2000 it's taken me awhile to get enough to be allowed to sit at a 100/200 Omaha Hi-Lo table. And the fun stuff that doesn't make sense still exists.

Operation Delay of Game is exemplified by waiting at an empty table and when the first player joins and declares whatever non-poker version of the game it is, you reserve a seat. But you don't sit at it. After a period of time you cancel and reserve another seat. It looks like it doesn't matter if it was the same seat you last reserved or another empty one. Repeat this endlessly until someone finally snatches the last seat.

These other players at the table are completely clueless to the fact that their precious non-poker game is being delayed. Eight people (I don't count because I'm a real person and have no intention of actually sitting) and the best they can do is a couple of hellos and Carlos5555 mentioning that a new table was ready? All I can say is that Carlos5555 must be the suckiest host ever if he can't muster up a table starting in the time I was there. I started reserving at 6:39. At 6:48 the last seat was finally filled. At 6:55 the game still hadn't started and not a peep from anyone about the delay. Because AI isn't programmed to complain about delays.