Wednesday, April 23, 2014

The Internet Poker ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Taunt



I'm familiar with the lingo. And human nature. And the rigging.

You see, when you get upset at someone taking way too much time, and this happens on every single table since nobody registered on PokerStars understands the meaning of the word "turbo," you post the friendly message in chat - "zzzzzzzzz." The abbreviation is meant to mean, "Hey jackwipe dumbfuck, make a move."

The value of this is worthless when the target of your ire is disconnected. Yep, you just complained about someone who isn't logged in not playing. For all you knew he tripped on a coffee table after a fifth of Jack Daniels and can't play. It's not like your "zzzzzzz" can magically make him come back and play faster.

And let's not forget that oceangirl is a bronze star which implies playing for real money. "It" was from the US.

I can duplicate that forever. US positions with stars wasting their time on meaningless low level free money games.

Game over PokerStars.

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