PauseStars

This was a much needed laugh for me. But journalism first.

Again I've observed a real money buy in game where the blinds actually put out are less than the blinds the table is supposedly supposed to supposedly be. These supposed players just can't supposedly help themselves or supposedly realize that they are not supposedly breaking the supposed rules.

I can do this every day. For now.

Ad here we have this interesting bloke that decided to name himself PauseStars. I actually think this might be a real and pissed off human being. If PokerFrauds cared about their image it's doubtful this player would exist. Other than the obvious rule breaks like the blinds I've been posting about and the obvious mathematical anomalies like Miss Piggy the single thing PauseStars is most famous for is exceptionally slow play. The sitting out. The timing out. These assholes haven't even begun to have a suppossed clue on what the word "Turbo" supposedly means. Hyper doesn't mean really fast. It's what your cat acts like after eating a fern and you ignore it because you wasted a night on non-random cards.