Sunday, March 30, 2014

Getting Cheated at Monkey Poker



I have been doing this a long time. Literally 15 plus years. So I know the lingo. And I'm amused by the recent Sea World bad PR it's only going to damage your case better to just shut up lingo.

nh= nice hand
ty= thank you
gl= good luck

These simple niceties used to be a part of the game until PokerStars decided that a huge number of hands dealt and getting in the book of world records for it was more important than random cards and maybe being an interface for people actually having fun before nailing the girlfriend, passing out and going to sleep.

Human nature requires taunting those that are beneath you. Infra dig.

Following PS basic rules on what it takes to require a star and climb up the ladder you have to play a lot. And if you are going to flaunt your star from the US where real money play is banned and pop into a meaningless game then get this one simple concept non-English as your first language moron-

It's donkey. Not monkey.

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