woke up at fourish (real word) and told myself, "Well self, the asshole neighbors are going to get noisy at 5:15am like clock work so to kill time I think I'll fuck with Internet poker."
There's a huge amount of incredible drama surrounding the occupation of a new table. And it's comical because the tables fill up within seconds and then it takes forever for the game to actually start.
These all in games are populated by the same players. Which means that you know you are in this exclusive dumb ass club and nothing is more important to you than going all in. It's so serious that despite the fact that it's a table that is going to come to a conclusion after twenty hands that there's someone waiting.
Log into PokerStars. Search for friends. Join wait list. Found friends not playing poker but just going all in.
No neighbor issues. No parent issues which for a two year old must be heaven. Nothing better to do with my life than being part of the global coordination of signing in to a new table and waiting until the "host" turns on the start butoon. maybe post something in caps lock along the way,
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