The Insta-Table

I've been thinking, which is dangerous for me because I should be sleeping every once in awhile.

This business about declaring the game has another aspect that makes absolutely no fucking sense. The tables start to fill up BEFORE the game is declared. Real humans with cell phones coordinating sitting at the same table have no need to declare which version of not poker it is. And nobody has the reflexes to find a player and sit at the same table. Much less two, three or more players doing the same.

And they even post in the chat messages that they seem surprised to see one of their buddies is there. "gm Cliff" When Cliff sat at the table within 30 seconds of it being declared a rage table. Pardon me, it's not a rage table, it's a RAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEE table.

PokerStars has a long climb up a rocky slope to make this look like it's real people.