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And before the possible lock down on stupid names nobody would take....

Vulgarity. I kind of like that word since it starts with the same three letters as vulpicide, but I digress (note to self - check to see if digress has already been take as a user name.)

Asshole. I can believe this name. But we are bordering on the fringe (note to self- check to see if fringe has been taken as a player name) of common decency that a global website should be caring about.

Fucking? That's taken as a name? All of the billions of dollars going through this site and you let someone name themselves 'fucking?' The proper response is to tell me to get a less offensive name. But here we have evidence that I can take it as a user name, even if I have to add some numbers after it.

Suck balls? Surely the PokerStars IT staff has fun with this, but to allow it as a screen name that someone picked is really weird. So let's get to the next one. Butt sex. A bit of a downgrade (note to self...check if downgrade has been taken as a player name) but it's still offensive to the two year olds that infest this site.

Anal beads. Yeah, right.

And it's not like the shorter words of 'fuck' are already taken and the crack IT staff have locked it down. I can put naughty letters into some other letters and still have it get through the homeland security screening procedure. Or whatever lame procedure PokerStars uses as their "caring so much about the integrity of the game" uses.

When you get to the point of trying to make a user name of 'cunt cunt' and it doesn't work, there are some serious issues. Even the most mentally challenged idiot that wanted to use the word cunt as their screen name probably wouldn't name themselvezs 'cunt cunt.'

Yep, cunt179 was already taken. So to define (note to self - check if define has already been taken as a user name.) So I reject your default of being known as cunt179 and I'm naming myself cunt cunt.

So FU PokerFrauds. How are you going to explain this?