You got that right! There's a new update, an improved version of the software! Surely this will address all the serious issues. Things like making new players to a table with a huge wait list not doing something stupid like having their avatar show "Sit Out." It will surely punish those that use a huge amount of time to be annoying just for the sake of being annoying. Like taking their buy in and automatically booting them from the table. Or better yet deleting their dumbass account.
Or maybe players that have been adamant about avoiding chat when something bizarre like "My bike is red" is posted will be forced to at least post a meaningless two character "nh" or "ty." Or maybe the upgrade will prevent naughty words showing up in chat when nobody else can do it. You gotta block the naughty words in chat to support the integrity of the game and protect the two year olds. Even though you can name yourself 'cunt cunt' which should be automatically booted as an illegal name.
The best Internet poker has to offer now is
A font upgrade.
Seriously? Do you really fucking think at this point that what few addicted ostrich head in the sand clueless getting cheated morons cares about a fucking font upgrade? Will this font upgrade counter the massive PR negativity on how entire countries have banned Internet gambling?
I'm just all hyped up about moving to the Cayman Islands where I've stashed my illicit funds into offshore accounts and I can play with a font upgrade.
For more sarcasm, check out Tim Minchin. I must admit he's better than me.
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