It's obvious that the poker community is bored. Here we have a real money player at one of the most meaningless tables available. There isn't a pennies blinds table available that this guy is excited about playing about. And we can assume he's so bored with the free money games that even playing a slightly higher level table is Infra Dig. Not playing more than one table - just one 1/2 free money table.
Me and my crack team of Star naming levels of announcing your superiority have come upon the solution to get these players back "in the fold" and excited about losing to rigged poker. New Stars levels for free money games!
The first and most obvious needed addition is the ShitStar. This is for everyone that plays Turbo Guts or Rage. Give them a ShitStar so everyone knows that they mean serious business by not playing competitively.
Next we have the CumStar. This is for the players that cum to a huge waiting list that they will never seriously have a chance to play at.
The ToastStar is for everyone that ever sat at a table with 1Toast and was subjected to the overused joke.
The honorary HotelForDogs Star (because I think that position has been retired.) Once you've sat through at least five hours of chat that makes absolutely no sense.
TimeStar - Ten consecutive tables where you use the time bank every hand. Platinum TimeStar for timing out without playing on every single hand. You earned it for being that annoying.
FoldStar - Fold when you could have checked. This takes some serious poker skill and should be rewarded accordingly.
And let's not forget the ScamStar. Everyone that works for the site that is way underpaid to try and make it look real and has failed so miserably. Your work deserves to be acknowledged.
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