Don't Post Weird Chat that is Researchable

And for that matter don't post contradictory chat.

This started off as looking at what was going on between three players that decided to buy in at 1,000,000. Refer to earlier posts for baboon ass pictures.

At 6:53 luvmysetters posts about cooking chicken cacciatore on the grill. This is a dish better made in a crock pot and slow cooked. To actively make it on a heated grill takes 15 minutes of prep time and 25 minutes of cooking. She (two players called her Patti and a reference to her husband was made) took a break in the middle to "let the dogs out and check on dinner." This indicates we are in the cooking phase. And the posts indicate SHE is the one making the dinner. It's not "Playing while my husband makes dinner."

Let's assume she's outside with the laptop, because grilling indoors is pretty reckless an would set the fire alarms off. Based on cook times of the various ingredients and when they need to be placed on the grill it's pretty unlikely that this huge social media conversation could be made while playing cards and posting such a huge chain of insipid dialogue.

The cacciatore has been cooking twice as long as needed and is surely ruined.

But she's so popular a second player that knows her pops into the game and talks about celebrating his two million dollar land sale. And to celebrate this event Jetty bought her husband a new truck. Then a little bit later we see that she is"ordering it next week."

My what a surprise that the two main conversants did pretty well and I got crap cards or the whole time.

Cute touches were added by having a player named olive oil (used often in chicken cacciatore) and someone complaining about the chat should be taken to Facebook. Remember, there's lots of things wrong with PokerStars outside the bogus cards. All you need to do is look for it. Or when you accidentally stumble upon it trust your Spidey sense that it's weird, and be cautious.

Gotta run. I'm making sald on the grill. Started it at 4:30 and I haven't added the olive oil or flipped it yet.