Friday, September 7, 2012

Water and Internet Poker Chat - Part 2













Wow. You guys have a serious bromance going on. Your Facebook conversation is so important that you are ignoring the card game. Someone just got four sevens. Where's the obligatory 'nh?' If the rest of us and the game are so important to you why are you here?

And I see an acknowledgment of playing the game with the hugely bad grammar of 'playing last card' when you meant 'playing last hand.' Followed up with a 'whinning' instead of 'winning' post. Newsflash - the h and i keys are separated far enough on the keyboard that this wasn't an accident. This is an English speaking person from the US that can buy into the highest 7 stud hi lo game but has no clue in regards to the language. More on this in a bit.

And we've also added to the mix the intimidator who brings in a million chips when even if they lose constantly will never lose enough that a million is necessary. An someone named 'bathroom' is here. Not as bad as Pustule, but there's some serious self esteem issues if you name yourself 'bathroom' defining your identity.

And to top it all off the final shot is the bros indicating it was fun and looked forward to cheating together again. Well If you cheated to lose as much as you did when I was there I'd hate to see what happens to you when you aren't cheating.

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No chat - AI
Too much chat and no acknowledging the game - AI
Chatting and not acknowledging your opponents screen names - AI
Naming yourself bathroom - AI
Claiming you're cheating when you are losing - AI
Million table sitters on 7 stud like 1TOAST - so you can use your joke of posting "ED' after every winning hand (TOASTED - get it?) - AI
Dealing millions of hands a day and now up to 85 billion - AI
Being a dipole - AI (actively ionized - which chemically doesn't work, but it's the best I can do on short notice.)

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