4:21am - After threatening to call it a weekend and not playing today. Which I shouldn't because yesterday was a big day for me. Real life stuff. Incurable diseases and people dying kind of stuff that AI just hasn't got the hang of yet. And the admins don't have the hang of yet. Whatever paltry pay they get doesn't normally have to make them deal with me.
4:24am - Rooty boy is doing swell. And at this leisurely paced table with people just calling it's hard to understand how he got a million+. He must be friends with Randy. Or maybe they're having sex.
4:25am - Oh. Tutti Frutti Rooty speaks! This isn't normal. Caps lock and the content, as I've said far too often here makes no fucking sense. Why is it that the chip leader, from the United Staes, doesn't have a basic control of the English language?
4:54am - One player burned off the wait list after half an hour. And here's that space dolphin guy that never sleeps just like Randy with his magical ability to join multiple tables without having to sit for an hour+. Sokay. (real word that means "it's OK") Pretty much just loses all the time. Must just get the chips by begging.
4:57am - That's a new one. Not the fact that a player at the table is trying to dictate what the rules are. But these player imposed rules are AIOF, RAGE/RACE or some other excuse to make it not be real poker. PokerStars has been presenting itself that the two year olds with no skill play on Omaha Hi-Lo. And these slow developing Hold'em games are where people who really want to play poker sit at.
5:01am - So why is it that the most mentally retarded, posting in caps lock, supposedly from the US with no control of English jackwipe has the most chips?
5:16am - Well we are finally getting through that mudslide of a wait list. Players that thought this table was cool and wanted to wait two hours before playing a single hand are dropping like fries. Not flies. Fries. They had a munchie attack and made a road trip to HotelforDogs bed and breakfast where home fries are served. And you get a mint on the pillow.
5:19am - Sarcasm alert. crazy is switching his avatar to say "Sit Out." This powerful message means a lot to the table. Because PokerStars recognizes that there is a huge amount of cheating and not randomnish(real word) cards, they want the real humans to sit out. And for this we thank you.
5:23am - Resolute player is gonna get their chippies back. Note to self - Buy a pony and name it Resolute Standard.
5:23am - DO YOU NEED THEM ALL?

All of horsie he/she/it's chips? Just do a fucking transfer. You he/she/itties love that. Don't make he/she/it actually play hands to try to win them back.