Friday, November 23, 2012

Make Up Your Mind









Let's explain in the chat how someone calls a 40k bet and leaves 277 chips behind. Because that's a life changing amount. When I lose, I only have to rebuy with 39,723. It's obvious. And this also explains that someone would bet exactly 40k - the maximum buy in to annoy new players to the table.

It's because there's a new game in town. As if AIOF (all in or fold), Rage and Race aren't enough. Now we have players dictating the rules with 40k pre-flop or fold.

Now look at the timeline. It's 40k pre-flop. Xenu catches you on the stupidity. You whine that it's all in or fold. DM doesn't go all in and you don't say anything. Then you whine to switch to 40k pre-flop. Someone agrees. Ten hands of AIOF is enough.

Listen, spud. Table dictator. Table dick tater. Jack rabbit baby wiper. Jack wipe.

When I've sat on a wait list watching what's going on for several hands, don't concoct some ridiculous story to try and explain the inhuman nature of the play. Because you're just going to embarrass yourself by not following these player dictated rules. Some admins are better than others. This one was a rookie. Tried to explain a mess to clean it up and only made it worse.

Next table I get to dictate the rules - 40k buy in. Everyone checks. No betting. It makes as much sense as the betting on PokerFrauds.

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