I'm Taking My Bat and My Ball and I'm Going Home!

6:12pm - established on the huge wait list.
6:25pm - after some ALL CAPSLOCK COMPLAINTS ABOUT IT BEING ALL IN OR FOLD WE DEGENERATE TO VULGARITY.
6:29pm - Donk playing some sense of real poker has broken the table. He's ruined it for everyone. Go Donk!
6:30pm - we have a beggar, which completes the holy trinity of chat sins. Posting in a foreign language, posting rude shit and asking for chips. I was so looking forward to sitting at this table with some of these idiots.
6:31pm - well there's that flashy sit out avatar bug. You've corrected the small blind bug and this table appears to demonstrate how it's reasonable that a huge wait list can boil down to a reasonable time for a waiter. But it doesn't.
6:32pm - the all in or fold game is ruined. I'm going home and taking my wait list with me.
6:36 and 6:41pm - geez these people are taking a lot of time. And in unnecessary circumstances. You knew you were going to fold and took time just to be a dick. We know have the Holy Quaternary.
6:44pm - the useless call when you've left behind the non-game channging 164 chips. Going all in doesn't take much more effort than calling, jackwipe.
7:02 - more extremely unnecessary slow play.
7:07pm - the bat and ball are gone. Nobody wants to play if it's not all in or fold IN CAPS LOCK CHAT. Once the table starts to resemble something close to real poker it's a ghost town.
7:19pm - the holy quint - from out of the blue a Phil Ivey reference that makes absolutely no fucking sense in the continuity of the table. It's your first hand and the most brilliant thing that comes to mind on a chat screen with no chat behind it is "Phil Ivey lol?"