Operation Wait List Rolls On

As a reminder I want to pontificate that PokerStars has brought out this dedication from me by This is only real human nature a 15 year presentation of constant obvious math doesn't work cheating (m1sspiggy,) outright rule breaks and although not really solid evidence, things that don't conform with real human nature busting. But it makes as much sense as a porn director making a movie called Cum Guzzling Blondes and opening it with two lesbian scenes and ending with a brunette giving a blow job. This "movie" really exists from what my friends tell me. Both of them.

6:22PM - I establish myself as the 32nd player on the wait list.
6:49PM - luisilva sits out. It's still the same cast of characters including hard to understand massive chip leaders like miniramitupyourass and asssmear. Almost half an hour and hardly a dent in the wait list.
6:50PM - Lui, who isn't ready to give up on this table yet is poised to rebuy in at 12k. He/she/it is playing the max of five tables. But, one would tend to think by now that rebuying at less than 40k is not a smart option.
7:04PM - stonedcolled, who should be called stonedstupid has made the pointless AI style "I'm not going all in, those two hundred chips might be a game breaker" bet.
7:08 and 7:09PM and 7:11PM - At 7:09 we have the weird Sit Out avatar message, which only happens to with new players. Which shows that lui (I'm so confused on whether to call it lui or luis) sat at the table for almost twenty minutes before missing the third big blind. The pace was pretty brisk, and my guess it was more like five or six before he/she/it was nuked.\
7:12PM - Wow. Believe it or not this was the first post in chat in almost an hour. One emoticon. Which reminds me of another warning that I don't owe PokerStars, but I'll throw it out there anyway. When I check the map for visitors I see capital cities of countries. We can only hope that it's law enforcement other than the US. Please keep requesting to find me. I will lead you to the BS tables.
7:23PM - I'm still 19th on the list after an hour. And the wait list is maxed out at 32. This is Operation Wait List in its purest form. Real people wouldn't even bother signing up for a tble when you can only play five and wait more than hour to play.
7:24PM - This happens all the time and it's one of those annoying AI style reactions. Jeffie boy is up on the action first and folds. Sure the flop might not be perfect for you. But unless you KNOW that another position has flopped a royal flush the proper response is a 'check.' Even if you had a low pair. Hell, even if you had 7-2, the last two table cards might be 2S and 2H and your trips might hold.
7:28PM through 7:30PM - stonedstupid, after losing (again) doesn't refresh the chip stack to 40k and goes all in with a less than adequate hand. And after losing rebuys at 40k. This is an AI type betting strategy.